Cups
Things real/great people have to say about Red Cups.
01 "Like the solid extreme colors because they are fun." -F/California.
If Martin Luther King were alive today he would be greatly impressed by the diversity of colors he saw at last night's rager.
02 "I am happy with them. They feel substantial in my hands but I like that they are not heavy and wouldn't break if dropped." -F/California
If Hercules were alive today one of his twelve trials would be to crush a Red Cup in his hand. He would fail miserably.
03 "I use the fill lines to make mixed drinks." -F/Texas
If Antoine Careme were alive today he would concoct the perfect whisky and coke by filling 4.5 oz of Jack Daniels Single Barrel to the 3rd inner fill line garneshed with a further 5 fill lines worth of Coca Cola and a lemon for zest.
04 "They're everything I've ever wanted or dreamed of in a solo cup." -M/New York
If Marie Antoinette were alive today she would lose her head over what a luxurious experience it is to hold and sup from such a great chalice.
05 "Perfect for beer pong, love them." -M/Europe
If Hellen Keller were alive today she would vouch that Red Cups are the same dimensions as tradional disposable cups and proceed to play a game of beer pong.
07 "They're great and can be recycled which is also great."
If Ebenezer Scrooge were alive today he would discover that the economic value of a Red Cup = .15/cup * 394.16 collegiate disposable cups used/year = $59 and realize that he has saved enough money this year to consider giving out Christmas bonuses to his employees.
08 "They're convenient." -F/California
If Henry David Thoreau were alive today throwing parties at his cabin during his year of isolation, he would use Red Cups to avoid inconvenient cup runs to a convenience store.
09 "You should specify that the cups are dishwasher safe." -F/California
If blah blah blah were alive today he/she would blah blah blah blah blah, can't think of anything to say, because they are dishwasher safe.
10 "They enthrall me and give me great hope as to the future of cupware." -M/California
If George Washington were alive today he would raise a Red Cup to his lips, drink deeply, and state "I did a good thing by founding this country."
What am I waiting for? Take me to the shop.